He likes to play horseshoes with his gay grandson. He loves beer and hates when people are giving him a hard time.Elmer Higgins: The 92 year old elder of Yankerville who got married to his wife Helen when she was 9 (he was 18. Most of the time during his crank calls he can be seen belching continuously into his phone. His dislikes are 1, 3, 5, 7, and 11.Bobby Fletcher: He's 36 and unemployed. He dislikes spiders and ghosts.OCD Ken: 47 year old accountant who's got Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. He lives with his grandma and he loves fried chicken, Hawaii, Snow globes, and scooters. Screw the innocent.CHARACTERS: Special Ed: a 16 year old boy whose job is cleaning tables at Yanker Burger. So sit back pull up a phone and enjoy the cranks.And just remember: The crank calls you are about to hear are real. Crank Yankers also features celebrities like Snoop Dogg, Tenacious D (in the nude) and Ween. It's for you! Crank Yankers features some of the funniest characters from old Elmer Higgins to a very special someone they call Ed. So sit back pull up a phone and enjoy the cranks.And just remember: The crank calls you are about to hear Pick it up.
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